Well, in response to MeestahJ's disturbed blurb about the newest craze in caring for your unwanted offspring, I thought this would be another good one to "throw out" (Bddum Tsstst). For all you soon to be parents out there intent on living your lives as the Japanese government deems fit, here's another PSA from our friends at the DIET.

Turns out the government has decided AGAINST releasing a plan that encourages breast feeding and discourages the youth of the nation to watch so much TV and be constantly tied to cell phones and the internet.

That's right ducklings, listen to the government. Get that tit out of your mouths and suck on the remote control for a while. That'll learn you all up reeeeal good. On both accounts I for one adamantly disagree, but then who am I but a peace loving hippy weakling, content to sit around all day sucking on boobies under the shade of a Jacaranda without the subtle hypnosis of a television in the background with its well woven tapestry of junky patriotic ideology and endlessly repetitious advertisements.

That's right kids, I may be veritable vagina, (due to spending too much time at me dear mam's mams) but given the options I'd rather be a softie than a steel celled, beer swizzling robot. For a good example of a bottle feeder, look at Homer SImpson. Lazy, stupid, insensitive, bigotted, and completely aloof. Basically most of the things that make us American. For a prime example of a breast feeder, think Richard Simmons.

On second thought... judging by the number of guys I've seen in the past week in pink tights with prettier hair than Boy George, maybe the government knows what its doing on this one. Lets hope so, because we're about to be faced with a whole society of young adults who have been socialized to believe (and do) everything their government says is "right." And we wouldn't want any love between a mother and her child to get in the way of that now, would we?

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